we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I think I sprained my soul last night
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
