new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Even my vagina gasped.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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