Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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