I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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