she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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