road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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