people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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