I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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