Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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