thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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