Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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