I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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