...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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