Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so let's talk penis.
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i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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