i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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