I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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