How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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