Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I have post one night stand depression
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