Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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