Its about making memories worth repressing
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Operation Purity has been aborted
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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