i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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