Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Randomize
