Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
