So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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