i just google imaged poop.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Im part way to drunk.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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