Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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