I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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