"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
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