i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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