Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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