Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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