this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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