Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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