dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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