butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
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It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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