like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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