thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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