just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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