Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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