Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
