You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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