i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
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I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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