You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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