I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
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