i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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