the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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