im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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