He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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