Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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