Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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