Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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