So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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