She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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